Literature Essays

You'd think that the teacher would care about what you write. I mean, isn't that what a teacher always says- "I am doing everything for you..."? Well, if that's the case, then WHY THE HECK does she have to give me such painful and uninspirational topics to write about!? Give me a topic that I can have an opinion in. Please. Do this for me. Make stuff interesting. Please. It's not hard!